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Courtesy of the wiki...Georgey's nicknames. I like the staff section the best.

If I ever refer to a country's leader as Pootie Poot, slap me.

"Altoid boy! Boy Genius! Get in here ASAP. Pootie Poot just called and said that Brownie and The Blade are missing! Get The Cobra and the Big and Little Stretch on the horn, we need to get this to the papers immediately."
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Self

• Dubya, 43

Family

• Poppy, 41, Old Man - George H. W. Bush [2]
• Bushie - Laura Bush (this is a mutual nickname) [3]

Foreign leaders

• Pootie-Poot - Vladimir Putin, President of Russia [4]
• Landslide - Tony Blair, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom [5]
• Dino (short for Dinosaur) - Jean Chrétien, Prime Minister of Canada [6]
• Bandar Bush - Bandar bin Sultan, ambassador to the United States from Saudi Arabia [7]
• Steve - Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada [8]

Staff

• Altoid Boy - Special Assistant Israel Hernandez (for his role as provider of breath mints to the President on the campaign trail)[9]
• Boy Genius (positive), Turd Blossom (negative) - Senior Advisor Karl Rove [10]
• The World's Greatest Hero (positive and negative) - Secretary of State Colin Powell [11]
• Guru - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
• Big O (current), Pablo (former) - Secretary of the Treasury Paul O'Neill [12]
• Ari-Bob - White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer [13]
• High Prophet, Hurricane Karen - Karen Hughes, Special Advisor; Director of Communications under Texas Governor George W. Bush [14]
• The Blade - Office of Management and Budget Director Mitch Daniels[15]
• Big Country - Director of FEMA Joe Allbaugh[16]
• Brownie - Director of FEMA Michael D. Brown[17]
• Tree Man - Unnamed forest service official [18]
• Chuckles - Capt. Charles Higgins, Director of Public Health, National Park Service

Politicians

• Pablo - Paul Wellstone, Democratic Senator, Minnesota [19]
• Big George - George Miller, Democratic Congressman, California [20]
• Freddy Boy - Fred Upton, Republican Congressman, Michigan [21]
• Congressman Kickass - John Sweeney, Republican Congressman, New York [22]
• Speak - Dennis Hastert, Republican Congressman from Illinois and Speaker of the United States House of Representatives [23]
• Big O - Olympia Snowe, Republican Senator, Maine [24]
• Nellie (former), Benney (former), Benator (current) - Ben Nelson, Democratic Senator, Nebraska [25] (Daily Show, 02/28/05)
• Ellis - Chuck Schumer, Democratic Senator, New York[26]
• Bama, Rock - Barack Obama, Democratic Senator, Illinois [27]

Journalists

• The Cobra - Maureen Dowd [28]
• Stretch/Little Stretch - David Gregory, NBC [29][30][31]
• Stretch - Dick Keil, Bloomberg News [32]
• Super Stretch - Bill Sammon, Washington Times [33]
• Factor (current), Big O (former) - Bill O'Reilly
• (actual nickname claimed to be unprintable) - Dana Milbank of the Washington Post

Others

• Kenny Boy - Kenneth Lay [34]
• Weadie, Weadnik - author Doug Wead [35]